Teaching Man-Boys

While working with a group of distractable 14-year-old {trying to get there but still have a long way to go} men:

Boy A: Eew dude, you should shave your 5 chin hairs!

Boy B: Naw man, I have a BEARD!

Boy A: Ummmm no...it's all scraggly...it looks like my armpit hair...

Boy B: Don't be jealous...I look like a MAN.

Boy A: {rolls eyes in envy}